Merdeka!!!!!

~11.45p.m.~

Hmm.. Actually, I'm not quite sure am I qualified to introduce my home country, Malaysia.. Cos since I study abroad.. I really, sort of, somehow.. apart from my home physically, as well as mentally. But, today is a special day.. it's Malaysia's 51st Birthday.. so, as a Malaysian-Chinese, I think I shud, or am motivated to.. blog sth abt my home.. Malaysia.

Ok.. from broader perspective.. our country is here........

hmm.. sorry abt the mini.. cos my web speed take ages to load gd quality images.. pls try ur best to find the red circle that i've edited on this world map.. and that's where we are.. MALAYSIA!!!

ok.. zoom in.. and this is us.. MALAYSIA!

hehe....

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12.36am (01.09.2008)

I've waited the my connection to upload one of my image... for at least 30mins!!!! And i can't even post this blog on time!!@!@!@ its 1st of september now!!!! argh!!!!!!!

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12.40am

hmm.. I'm kinda bo sim to wait and no heart to blog liao.. i wanna go watch my movie le...

Anyway..

Happy Belated 51st Birthday!!!

Weirdo

Last night, after work, which is around 8.

Yeah, we only have two customer yesterday, 1 take away and 1 dine in. (what a night!)

Yi, one of my fren in work place, said its a waste if we go home now.

I reckon she and iverson and her bf is damn hungry, so they wanna go for supper.

I rushed home, took a bath, and bring along my poor sick jo to meet them up in Northbridge. (chinatown)

And that means, i've missed the closing ceremony! YEAH!! I've missed both opening ceremony and closing ceremony.. and i still claim that i love china! 

While we were having supper, we suddenly decide to pay a visit to John, another tawainese chef in our restaurant. 

So we finished at around 10.30pm.. and we went to visit him.

'What happened to him?' if you were wondering.. 

ok, he 'accidentally' cut his little finger with palang 'dao' when he was working in a farm. 

But hold on, he didn't chop off his finger lar, just that he zhun zhun chop off his 'jing' in the finger. 

So he undergo an operation to reconnect his finger's jing with the arm's one.. severe leh.. 

We went to his house, surprisingly, his house is sooooo clean and tidy. I cannot imagine guy like him can be so organized.. 

But just when i was thinking to praise him for his well organized homey living place, jo told me that this is all because of his sister. 

'No wonder la.'.. hehe..

Then we all sat down in his living room, and start to chit chat.. while they are toking, i was thinking of watching tv cos he has this 'bowl' that can receive tvs from china and taiwan. I quickly turn to channel CCTV-10.. and it was broadcasting one of my favourite show 'bai jia jiang tan'.. 

This show is about china's history, they invited professors from various great university in china to give a talk on certain point of china's history. 

When i was about to drink my lemon lime bitter and have a good time of myself... suddenly..

Yi:' mei! why are you looking at this weird old man talking? its boring lar.'

me:'no it is not boring, you'll see, listen to the histor.'

Iverson:'You are so so china lar, where got people watch this show one?'

me:'.....'

Yi:' Yalor, watching an old man toking? it's so boring.'

John:' mei! you are so old! lets change channel.'

me: '....'

He grabbed the controller from me and quickly change to Channel V.. i cant say anything cos its in his place.. 

Sigh.. then i said:' dun watch channel v lar, change to phoenix.. lets watch news.'

luckily, they agreed. 

Phew~~ 

I'm not angry or unhappy or wat so ever. But i just wonder, am i really that boring? I ever ran a test online, and the result turn out to be i'm mentally 52 years old. 

That explains everything. I can talk to my parents like friends.. I have lots of common thinking with them. Unbelievable.. my father is like 64 and my mum is like 56.. wow.. i dun have any communication with this couple leh.. 

hmm.. lets list out some proves:

1. I don't like pubbing and clubbing, cos its very very noisy, besides, i'm not confident with my body and dance skills. So i normally wont dance. And i DONT LIKE alcohol, even i've tried to like it. 

2. I prefer sit down in a cafe or fine restaurant, have a drink and a good talk with my friends.

3. Whenever I talk with jo, we are like discussing serious stuff.

4. I never talk about fashion, hair, make-ups.. but i do gossip about girls..

5. I'm very afraid of themed park, i dun dare to ride all those funky stuffs.. cos i'm scared of unwanted accidents.

6. I always don't want to try new stuffs, like food, clothes.. whenever i found a good restaurant or nice food, i'll always stick to the one for certain time. (altered when the thing is introduced by friends.)

7. ...

8. ...

hmmm.. 

Conclusion:

I'm a old man! 

Random

Today, when i was working..

I ate Tom Yum Bee Hoon..

then, one of my colleague---> Capella said:

'Cmei ar, can u eat like a girl?'

I was stunt at first, then agreed:

'I'm not a girl, i'm actually a guy!'

woohoo~~ yeah.. i really think inner me, i'm like a guy..

1. I'm more fierce than guys.

2. I walk, I talk, I eat, I wear, I laugh.. like guys..

3. I don't like to look at mirrors.

4. I don't like girly stuff (but!! i like cute stuffs)

5. My mum says i'm helpless and hopeless.

6. hmmm....

7. hmmm....

So! In conclusion, I'm a guy...

Then! I tried to act like girl..

When i finished work at ard 11.. I rushed home, and look at the mirror.. try to act sexy and more girly.. 

****5 mins later****

I cant find my sexy look with the fatness surrounded my body...

I cant be girly with my short hair and ugly sleeping wear...

I only found one thing.......

That is....

I GOT WRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRINKLES WRINKLES WRINKLES WRINKLES~~~~~

I'm only 23 leh (tho its not that young when compare to 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)

But.... I got wrinkles around my puffy blacked eyes....

so sad.. that makes me more like a guy, (guy with female's fat figure, short hair.. and wrinkles around the eyes)

so ugly la~~ so, i quickly put on the eye cream that i bought few months ago.. hoping that it will have instant effect.. but the result turns out to be a disappointment.. hmm..

so i start to focus on other parts of my face.. (i only look at my face cos that's the only part with less fat.. oh yeah.. and my hands and my feet or foot? cant remember which is plural which is singular le..) then i start to focus on the pimple's scar, and black heads, and unshaved eyebrows... i suddenly feel....

SIEN~~ sigh.. better dun look at my face le..

So i start to look ard my wardrobe and find some girly clothes.. but i found out.. besides dark brown, black, grey, white.. and 2 reds.. done! no more girl's clothes...

So i gave up, and starts to look ard my room.. walau.. messy and nth girly besides some small soft toys and bed filled with 3 pillows ( which i think that signifies girly).. then no more..

so i went downstair, and count my shoes.. hmmm.. only 3 pairs of high heeled that can be sexy.. but others is like ah ma.. i gave up again.. and went back to my room and start to look ard for accessories.. hmm.. 1 ring, 1 bracelet, 1 pair of earring, countless of simple straight hair bands (its useless now since i'm having short hair) and.. that's it!

what else can i do? nth.. so~ i gave up.. and start my readings.. surfing.. browsing.. listening to music.. 

In conclusion... 

I'm really helpless and hopeless..

I'm a man!

梦想

人因梦想勇敢，伟大！

但也因梦想无法达成而懊恼，伤感。

许多人花了一辈子的时间追逐自己的梦想。

我想，这些人是幸福的；

只因他们有梦去想。

天心，我的朋友；

最近已朝着自己的梦想迈前了一小步。

这是难能，且可贵的。

希望她能早日抵达梦想之地；

找到自己的一片天，

当第一个梦想达成时；

也就是开辟另一个梦的始。

加油哦！天心。

你行的！

在这里，献上我无尽的祝福～

看后感

今天比较空闲，（呃，其实很多东西要赶，但我就是这样，不能专注一件事情太久，除了睡觉。）

最近连看电影都不能太专注了，就连看电影也要开网页，读读人家的博客，看看一些网上教程，然后玩一玩google earth，吃一吃东西，打一打电话，一部1个半小时的电影，花了我将近4个小时才看完！太强了！

好，说说正题吧。

今天看的是哪出呢？

Untraceable (中文叫网络杀机）

彰显个性已成为时下第一要务，博客、个人网页铺天盖地，网络犯罪日益频繁。

从黑客、身份盗用到网络恐怖组织，纷繁复杂的美国联邦调查局内部，早就为此专门成立了网络犯罪专案组。

FBI特工循着蛛丝马迹，清查所有疑似案件，在掌握确凿证据后，立即使用卫星定位系统锁定嫌犯所在地，然后只待警方出马。

没人能逃脱他们的掌心。 

又是一个繁忙的夜晚。特工珍妮弗·马什（黛安·莲恩）和年轻的搭档（科林·汉克斯）正埋头于一堆可能犯案的追查，却得到一条匿名线报，一个网址为killwithme.com的网页似乎有些不寻常。珍妮弗随意点开网页，首页俨然是糁人骷髅头和血红文字，点击进入之后，竟然发现了一个中年男子被捆绑、在血泊中奄奄一息的直播视频！极度逼真的受害场景显然不是恶作剧所为，他们很快发现：不仅服务器IP地址无法追踪，而且凶案现场还有仪器控制着受害者的死亡速度！也就是说，网页的点击率越高，受害者死得也就越快！ 
好奇的公众疯狂地访问网页，一个，两个，受害者日渐增多。无计可施的FBI高层甚至不得不召开记者发布会，希望用“所有访问者都是共犯”的警告能让公众停止疯狂的行为。然而这警告反而成了变本加厉的催化剂，发布会后，又一个受害者在仅仅20分钟之后惨死！下一个，也许眨眼间就一命呜呼！时间就是性命，珍妮弗必须在最短时间内带着麾下警队抓获虚拟世界里无迹可循的杀人天才。他们并不知道，那个阴鹜的猎杀者已经定下了下一个目标--珍妮弗！（出处：新浪网页）

本人实在自己打片子的内容，所以就从新浪网页复制粘贴了。

这部电影的结局，当然是依正常伦理跑啦，邪不能胜正，坏人一命呜呼了，好人活下来了。

既普通，也特别。

普通是普通在电影的拍摄手法，死了一个好人，没有高潮迭起，紧张度就像平稳的直线上升一直到最后。

特别，是特别在剧情。网络杀人，我还是第一次听到过。从访客的点击率来决定一个人的存活时间。我还真不知道有这回事情。

而且，片里还说了，如果坏人被捕了，他们亦可以寻着法律的漏洞，而脱离杀人犯的名义。详细原因我不知道，但我相信这是可能的。因为他并没有直接杀人，杀人的是访客。访客的好奇心杀了人！

哼～这个坏人很聪明，既能逃过政府的网络追击，又能想出这么多的杀人方法。不错！我喜欢。就想SAW系列，我很欣赏编剧的创作能力，能想到这么多既恶心，又特别的杀人方法。

大家，对不起啦！我就是这么变态，爱看恶心片，又爱看恐怖片。虽然觉得恶心，但还是犯贱的爱看。哈哈～

不好意思，又跑题了。

片里有说明坏人变坏人的原因，这位年仅20的变态杀手，原本有个美满的家庭。父亲是有名的化学教授。自杀原因我不知道，因为我不是很专心。反正他父亲自杀的时候，很轰动。电视台播了他自杀的全过程。

吞枪自杀然后掉下桥底。儿子无法接受父亲的离世，更无法接受世人对他父亲离世时抱着好玩好看的心情去评论。

从而对社会怀恨，他所杀的人，间接的直接的与父亲死有关联。其中一个就是报道父亲死亡的记者。我觉得这个人想不开是正常的，但为什么会演变成这么极端呢？双亲没了，没有亲人了，没有爱人，甚至没有朋友的情况下才会这样吧？

看到这，你们当中或许有人会说：‘哎呀，只是一部电影，需要那么感慨位了它写文章吗？’ 

错了！第一：我不是感慨，我是无聊。第二：我只是在抒发，在思考人性。第三：我实在很想写东西。嘿嘿～

最近父亲进步了很多。他会发短信了，可见高科技真的逼着人学啊。不学不行啊，连我父亲这么老顽固的老人家，都开始委屈自己，学发短信。学开关电脑。唉～～ 

到底是社会影响了人，还是人类影响了社会？

无解～ （想起去年读的哲学了～）

Las blog for today~

ok.. why english? cos i'm lazy to type chinese.. (simple answer, hehe)

so.. ah chien.. u said my blog is frequently updated, u noe why? Bcos i rather spend time blogging then studying.. hahaha~~ simple reason. 

but guys, noe wat? i just realized i got so many work to be done... ARGH!!!! so many!!!! so many stupid readings, i hate readings.. i like dreaming. hehe~ 

so.. how leh? bo bian lo.. do the readings lor, write the precis lor.. do a lot of sketches lor.. i dun ask much, pass will do. so i wont stress until i die.. if not.. i sure will die one.. (die means sleep) 

some ppl told me if i blog abt politics, will hav more ppl read my blog.. but.. i dun like politics leh.. to be frank, i'm brainless when it comes to malaysia's politics issue. when i'm in perth, i'm like orang ulu, noe nth abt politics, noe nth abt entertainment news, noe nth abt newest songs.. even joanne is better than me, at least she now how tax works in australia. haha~ i only noe how economic's issue affect their architectural practice.. and bcos i've skipped one of my lecture last week.. i've missed how sri lanka's architectural practice's income is far more better than australia's. 

Clement told me that, their income is like.. for example, if australia got 100 per hour, than sri lanka is like 25 per hour. (till here.. u guys must ask, that is like 4 times lower!!!!)

HOLD ON!! LISTEN FIRST.............

the main thing is, their life expense is like so much more lower. If a meal in Australia is 10 per meal, then their meal will be like 1 per meal..  which is 10 times lower. 

how abt tax? in australia, if ur annual income is below 6000, there will be no tax. but the thing is, to be frank, u'll not be able to survive with 500 per month. so normally, annual income ranged ard 25000 is considered very very damn low. However, when ur income is between 6001-15000, u'll be taxed 15%, and hmm.. i forgot what is above le.. but min 20% lor.. 

conclusion, when compare with malaysia, australia's tax is soooooooooooo damn high~ and the life expense is soooooooooo damn high. What can u earn? what can u save? Joanne has been working for like almost 2 yrs.. i dun think she has saved much. (but i dunno the exact number la, cos i wont ask one)

i'm quite sure sri lanka's tax will definitely be lower than aus's. 

hmm.. hmm...

now i feel like working in sri lanka le.. hahahaha~ 

if i wanna earn more and save more.. i need to work full time that is taxed, and another part time that is not tax.. which means, no contract, no epf, no public holiday, no nth. 

pls dun say anything.. 'haiya, u have good family, why worry?' 

that's not the point, money is never enuf. we cannot be to contented/comforted by what we having now, we have to earn our own. Learn from experience, and learn from other ppl, thru working, we learn and we meet. 

Whatever job, you'll learn, and you'll meet new ppl, from that new ppl, u'll gain things that u will never gain if u r not working. 

Mayb i'm affected by jo, mayb i'm affected by my surrounded friends, but i noe since high school. I can't depend on my family wholly, i have to work out sth that makes my parents feel proud of me. 

This is how i repay~

Nitez~~

设计

这两天好烦，晚上睡觉的时候都有好多事情在脑海里转呀转。

其中最烦的是我这次的设计主题。

老师让我们自己给自己针对大学校园找出问题，当问题找出来了以后，就是该想解决方法的时候了。

勤劳的我，花了将近两天的时间，在莫大的校园里转。

终于找出了3个问题：

1: Visual and physical connections between main campus and swan river.

2: Usage and maintenance of faculty's green space.

3: Connections between main campus, colleges and ALVA campus.

1. 大学原始设计的概念，是将学校与相邻的‘死亡’河融洽的相连，所有的建筑设计都应该对那条河公开，也就是说，无论学生在哪个点，都应该很容易的就看到那条河。（大家，这条河很漂亮的，因为河的对岸就是我们的city，所以景观很不错的。）

2. 每个科系都有自己的一个花园（不知道是花园还是草地，反正就是一片绿色的地。）但是我发现到，除了中心的广场，和靠近食堂，店面的绿色土地有被用到之外，其他的都好像荒芜了，不是没人用，就是有很多不该有的东西。（比方说：垃圾桶啦，拖拉车啦）

3. 至于这个嘛，也就是会影响到我们的问题了。ALVA是我们科系的简称，Architecture, Landscape and Visual Arts. 我们的校园与主校园间隔了一条大马路，所以基本上，主校园的学生与我们之间几乎没有交界点。除非有些书要到主校园的图书馆借（因为每个科系都有自己的图书馆，有时候，我们要找的书只有别的科系图书馆有。）要不然，我们几乎不会踏足主校园的。 

我记得有个让我又好气又好笑的事情，有一次，我在主校园借书的时候，遇到了读商时交的一个香港朋友，

他问我：‘So, what have you been up to recently? din c you ard since first semester.'

我：‘Oh, i've changed course, commerce is just not for me. I've changed to Architecture.'

他：‘Where is ur campus?'

我：‘ALVA.'

他：‘Ergh.. where?'

我：‘Its at the corner of Hampden road.'

大概过了1，2分钟吧。他突然好像恍然大悟般，

很大声的说：‘OH!! is it the one where all the car parks are?'

我无言了，这么难读的科系，这么伟大的科系，竟被人认为是停车场。

从此之后，无论谁问我，我的科系在哪里，我就说停车场的地方。意外的，说名字他们不知道，一说停车场，他们全了。

所以，我选择了第三个问题来做。我想改变他们对我们位置的认知。

我想让我们科系的学生，有机会享受到主校园美丽的花园，主校园的壮观。

我是该保持我们学校的位置呢？还是把科系拆了，搬到大学校里，然后就名正言顺的把这里盖成一个停车场？

如果保持的话，我是该做不一样的天桥来连接主校园和我们的科系？还是做一个很漂亮的地下城？如果做天桥？该怎么做才特别？该怎么设计才能突出？如果做地下城，有什么能力吸引学生，甚至是其他人士去用？

就这样，我又像往常一样卡在这里了。不过这次有进步，我不是卡在问题里，我是卡在解决方案里。

感谢，感激

今夜，怀着感激的心情，写了这篇文章。
佩菁，很感谢你，在我心情最最低落的时候，用你的声音陪伴着我。
今夜，是非常疯狂的一夜。
在没有酒精，没有烟雾弥漫的小小房间里。
我们用声音，来安慰彼此心里某个破碎的角落。

疯狂的唱着，彼此的失落，双方的悲伤。
近三个小时的声音陪伴，让彼此孤寂的灵魂，得到了些许的慰籍。

从没有想过，声音有这么大的力量。
从没有认为，你能为我牺牲。

心里小小的虚荣心，也被你偶尔的小称赞满足了不少；
心里满满的小碎片，也因为你的声音慢慢的拼贴成形。

感谢你，牺牲自己的时间，只为安慰我；
感激你，无私地陪伴着我，只为娱乐我。

感谢，感激~
特别的朋友

～生日快乐～

基于时差的原因可能你那里已经是19号了。

但我还是想写一篇文章来祝福你。

真诚的祝福你，

因为得知你现在很好。

收到你早上的第一封短信，得知一个专属你的好消息，

我很是替你高兴。

希望你能幸福。

秋华，祝你生日快乐！！

知道不知道

那天的云是否都已料到
所以脚步才轻巧
以免打扰到
我们的时光
因为注定那么少
风吹着白云飘
你到哪里去了
想你的时候
抬头微笑 知道不知道

闲来无事，找找小小硬盘里的电影，重新看了一边李心洁主演的《鬼域》。
无意间，听到了片尾曲，很喜欢。
上网找了找这首曲子的名字。
下载了之后，听完。
四周一片漆黑，一室的孤寂，一个人躺在床上，闭上眼，听着这首歌。
觉得自已像一朵昙花，在孤寂的夜晚，独自开放，独自凋落。
等不到天亮，看不到晨曦，感受不到阳光的温暖。
就这样，心里铺满了落花~
冬天的低温，让心里的寒意更为深切~
无尽的荒凉，有谁知道？你知道么？
为了帮助睡眠，黑暗热了杯牛奶，用手捧着，把杯子贴在心口。
渴望感受一丝温暖。
手是暖和了，身体的温度也上升了，但心凉了，如何去暖呢。。
这首歌，不断在耳边环绕~
脑海里，开始燃烧一些记忆，取暖。
寻遍记忆的角落，却发现，甜蜜与快乐，竟然那么少，更多的是牵肠挂肚的挣扎与不舍的疼痛。
一个不好的开始，注定了一个不好的结果。是么？
想你的时候，我很想抬起头，微笑。可是~

封锁心扉，不听，不看，不想~
再不动心，再不动情~
动什么，也别动感情，谈什么，也别谈爱情~
想起了一句话，爱情，就像脱衣服，谁先脱，谁脱得快，谁先冻僵~
如今想来，似乎是这么回事~
知其心者，成其知已；乱其心者，成其恋人~
痴其心者，失了自已，惨淡收场，只有淡然离去~

本文章纯属虚构，并不是本‘嫖’的人生写照。大家放心，我还安好。

打工生活

不累，打工生活不是很累。
而且很开心，每个星期看到那些现金的时候，我那两片眼皮争大到安置在里面的眼珠都差一点掉下来了。嘿嘿~简直就跟卡通里的人物一样，每次看到钱都是那钱的符号在里面打转。

今天餐厅里全满，放工的时候已经差不多12点了。但我一点都不累，我很喜欢做餐厅。尤其是当顾客对餐厅里的食物很喜欢，对我们的服务态度很满意的时候。

外国人有一点好，那就是他们不吝于称赞，好的话，他们会说很好听的话：‘比如说，It's spectacular!!’‘The food is really nice! This is a great restaurant!’‘Thank you for your great hosting!’哇！听得我啊，笑得眼睛都睁不开了。尤其是当他们看到我泡的Latte，对那三层颜色感到惊叹不已的时候，别桌看到我泡的Lemon Lime Bitter，好像很好喝的样子，也点了两杯的时候。我的满足感，真的是很难形容。

我想，以后，等有了钱。开一间自己设计的咖啡屋，不要太高级的那种。中产阶级也能上得了门，但又给人一种很高雅的感觉的那种咖啡屋。自己泡咖啡，管理，赚钱。哈哈~可能赚不了钱，只能是爱好。

但是，我今天跟上一个打工的餐厅老板聊天的时候，发现，如果开餐厅，有相当的商科背景是绝对有利而无害的。

所以我决定了，等我念完建筑设计，我就要半工读，早上上班，晚上上课。读金融，会计。不急，慢慢读，大概给自己5-10年的时间来筹备这间咖啡屋的诞生吧！

但一个问题出来了，在那里开呢？以现在的形势来看，可能中国的市场会很大。而且我父母也很喜欢那里，但我的父亲却受不了冬天的寒冷。有点难抉择捏~~ 不管了，现赚钱再说吧！

不不不！！先读完再说。所以现在，在餐馆里，能学就学。能看就看，毕竟以后开餐厅的话，这就是我的经验了。

加油！！！！

一线之差

我，目击了很多事情，都是一刹那发生的。

晚走几分钟，就不会遇到那场车祸，就不会丧失性命。

拖延一天，就不会精神不振，就不会遇到那场车祸，也就不会英年早逝。

迟一年，或早一年离校，就不会遇上他，也就不会展开第一次幸苦的恋爱。

如果不遇上他，就不会让我对我的人生做了那么不负责任的决定。

负面一点，就不会花了五年的时间，孕育了早注定胎死腹中的感情。

正面一点，就不会再还没开始孕育，就草草的结束了一段有可能开花结果的感情。

什么都是一念之差，什么都是一线之间。

人生就是那么精彩，什么选择都可以改变以后的人生。

无论什么选择都可以有全然不一样的结果，好，不好。快乐，悲伤。

我想这就是生命最美丽的地方，也是人生最讨厌的部分。

这段时间，我做了个决定。

但我预见了这个决定会带来后悔；有人可能会问：‘既然会后悔，为什么还要这么决定？’

不这么抉择？还有什么方法？

后悔了怎么办？伤心了怎么样？

唉～

人生，就是这么无奈！

奥运！

因为奥运，我们黄皮肤的人终于有出头日了。
现在一拨开电视机，放的广告都好红，都开始有东方味了。
~开心~
所以华人们，别再看不起自己了。我们要团结一致，不要再受别族人的歧视了。我们没什么好让他们看不起的。要科技，我们有，要钱，我们也有，要人才，我们占地球的五分之一，能没有吗？要美女，我们都是。哇哈哈！！
看你们还敢不敢泼我水，说我们穷？？
再泼，再骂！！
我就放你妈*屁！！！

哎呀！没有淑女的样子了。对不起，我承认，我其实已经有种族歧视了。歧视他们！！！

博客名称

先对我这个博客名称写些介绍吧！其实嫖客是我从中国著名的相声演员郭德刚那里抄袭来的。忘记那段相声叫什么了。郭德刚的相声常常都会把一些日常生活的话题带入到他的表演里。而他就把博客，好笑的称为嫖客了。所以，这并不是我的原创，我只是在盗用。

只是觉得挺有意思的，所以就用了贝。所以大家别误解了，我可不是什么好色之徒哦。也不爱嫖，也不赞成嫖。

男人，女人啊~嫖了对身体不好，嫖了伤害身边的亲人，嫖了会招惹一些没必要的东西。最重要的是，嫖~违背了我的宗教理念。

所以，不要嫖妓了，来当个‘嫖’客吧！嘿嘿~

好久

好久没写东西了。别问我上一个博客跑哪里去了。因为我不会回答～嘿嘿～

想写的东西好多，奥运啦，生活啦，工作啦，课业啦。

都不知道该怎么开始了。

不过新生活永远都是不错的。虽然有不如意的事情，但现在感觉挺不错。

情绪化是我最近发现自己的一个新毛病，这根本不是摩羯的特点，巨蟹？还是星座都是骗人的？

整理整理，今晚再写些正题。

这就当是本小姐休息半个月后的处女作吧。

小女子这厢有礼啦！！